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[ NNSquad ] The new designed enemy -- "Cyberlockers"


The new designed enemy -- "Cyberlockers"

"How 'Cyberlockers' Became The Biggest Problem In Piracy"

http://bit.ly/dOl1UH  (paidContent.org)

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I'd sure like to know who comes up with these "loaded" names for
simple concepts such as "data storage services" ...

CYBERLOCKER!  Images of heavily armed "shoot to kill" android guards
on an island fortress, powered by an array of hidden Thorium reactors,
all surrounded by an impenetrable net of robotic crows fitted with
razor-sharp metallic claws and beaks -- dipped in lethal neurotoxin gels.

CYBERLOCKER!  Like Kubrick's "Doomsday Machine" -- the instrumentality
that will destroy the entertainment industry, through the simple yet
awe-inspiring mechanism of allowing people to store and retrieve files!

CYBERLOCKER!  The horror of it all.  Nightmares.  

Entropy.  Nothingness.  Limbo.  

The End.

--Lauren--
Lauren Weinstein (lauren@vortex.com)
http://www.vortex.com/lauren
Tel: +1 (818) 225-2800
Co-Founder, PFIR (People For Internet Responsibility): http://www.pfir.org
Founder, NNSquad (Network Neutrality Squad): http://www.nnsquad.org
Founder, GCTIP (Global Coalition for Transparent Internet Performance): 
   http://www.gctip.org
Founder, PRIVACY Forum: http://www.vortex.com
Member, ACM Committee on Computers and Public Policy
Lauren's Blog: http://lauren.vortex.com
Twitter: https://twitter.com/laurenweinstein
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